A guy called, right out the gate.....
"Does penis size matter?"
"Look, this is an advice line. Now, if you are asking me about the general population of women I'd say it depends on the woman."
"Ok, so does penis size matter to you?"
*CLICK*
UGH!!!!!!!!! Don't call me with your masturbation needs, call a sex operator, there's plenty on here!
**Pulls hair out**